There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
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please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
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Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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