I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I want to have your abortion
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Randomize
