was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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