One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
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I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Mom said you looked used
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
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He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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