Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
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