I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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