Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
We got so high we made milksteak
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
