Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
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im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
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right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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