cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
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Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
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They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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