so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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