Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
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I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
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If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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