absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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