called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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