i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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