Is it normal to miss your booty call?
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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