don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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