Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
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just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
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I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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