I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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