That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
And then my night got REAL pukey
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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