id be glad to
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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