i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
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Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
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I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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