I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
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