he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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