oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
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nutella sex= disaster
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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