Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
i think my cat just said my name.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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