She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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