3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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