Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
His hands were made for my vagina.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I think I just sharted jello shots
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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