bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
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coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
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I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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