Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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