i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
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