I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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