so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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