plz talk dirty to me
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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