I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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