He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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