She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
i think im in europe. pls send help
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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