I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
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oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
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I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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