You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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