I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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