did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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