i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
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Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
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So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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