Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Is Oprah even human
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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