I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
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i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
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You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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