Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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