so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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