Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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