he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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