I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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