I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
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