I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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