from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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