what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
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It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
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Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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