can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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