he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Randomize
