You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
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You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
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Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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